Godspeed.

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet.

nicoosuxx:

(Source: urshizzles, via imtrippin)

(Source: lightntangy, via nuns-vs-zombies)

When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment

I’m just like,

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

(Source: whatshouldwecallme, via most-awkward-moments)

never-shout-nigger:

oh no somebody dropped the bass

(via yourhaloisslipping)

reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

(Source: 7bottles, via laugh-with-you)

thebatmanchild:

EATTTTT YOUR VEGETABLESSSSSSS

(Source: theslowpokewell, via amplified-moofs)

grooveymutation:

themad-hattar:

lilygetsfit:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY

WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE

AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS

‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE

READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING

I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING

OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER

AND A MEANINGFUL METER

MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME

THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

OH MY GOD.

And then I died…